Obviously the city doesn't share his fan base's affection for graffiti and painted his canvas blank. What once showcased an Asian child holding a machine gun with a RAINBOW colored magazine clip of bullets and standing in a patch of flowers, now showcases...nothing. Take a look...

BEFORE:

AFTER:

According to the latest issue of ENTREPRENEUR The "In" Crowd Deep within New York City's SoHo district beats the tireless pulse of Thrillist.com, an e-mail newsletter service that keeps its 21- to 34-year-old male target audience in the know with strategic tidbits of information on everything from culture and food to gadgets and travel.

Launched in 2005, Thrillist.com produces local content for seven major U.S. cities and 500,000 subscribers, but Lerer and Rich stay behind the scenes as much as possible and let the newsletters do the talking. Says Lerer, "We're not looking to run around as the center of attention."

Culture Club: So who are the masterminds behind the brand? Two suave University of Pennsylvania grads who, after brief stints at a tech company and a hotel chain, joined forces to create a single, trusted voice for guys their age. They work hard, play hard and mirror their readers perfectly. They also foster a great company culture with seafood dinners to recognize good work, monthly meetings over a cold beer and a standing offer to cover the airfare whenever a Thrillist.com editor based in another city wants to reconnect with home base.

Running with the Big Dogs: Initially fueled by investors, the company now holds its own thanks to hundreds of advertisers, including American Express and Skyy Vodka. Future plans include expanding into more cities, developing content in new areas, reaching 1 million subscribers by 2010 and becoming an online destination, thanks to a redesigned site launched in September. "It's not a question of what keeps us going," says Rich, "but a question of why would we stop?"

From 2002-2006 I was attending classes at the Groundlings Theatre. While I worked my way through several levels of various comedic academia, I also wanted to work on my writing chops and take a stab on stage at the Improv.

Mark Lanow, (co-owner of the legendary L.A. Improv on Melrose Ave) held this 3 month workshop series for creating and practicing stand-up. Ultimately ending with a night up on stage, delivering your finest 5 minutes of material 3 months of writing and re-writing could manifest.

Thought it might be fun to publish some of my material. I'll save my video and routine write-up for the last. Until then...enjoy! You won't get THIS kind of entertainment on HBO.

HELLO

Hello, I wanted to let you all know that I finally had it with the homeless. I just had some homeless, toothless, smelly little bitch jump on the hood of my car begging for a buck. Where do we draw the line? I was under the impression that we were helping these people by giving them money. How is this helping. Wouldn’t help mean that it’s in hope of some potential progress? I think that we’re giving them money to keep them schitzo, drunk and ugly. I love hearing people saying that it’s good to give whatever extra you have in your pocket. What makes these fucking people think that I don’t need that buck twenty-five in my pocket to pay for a meter? I’ve had this happen several times now, where I give some poor bastard my pocket change, and later I go to fill a meter and don’t have a fucking dime. Now I have to go and change a buck, and in this time I now get a thirty dollar ticket. In essence this money is now going to the city who keep the streets clean, which is cleaning the home of the homeless fuck that I just gave my last quarter to. So who’s working for who people?

If we really wanted to do something useful with these people, we would start using them for advertising. I already see them roaming around in Lakers jerseys. And look at the turnout at Laker games…I mean…Hello!!!! This is valuable advertising. Personally, I would like to see them walking around in bad shirts from the 80’s like the tuxedo printed on the t-shirt. Or maybe just stick them in piano neck ties. If not to serve any purpose but to crack me up. I would like to see the city round them up and give them mandatory tap dance lessons, and whenever anyone gives them money, they would be able to bust out in a little jig and flash their jazz hands in a tux tshirt and piano tie. Wouldn’t that be great!

I’m fed up throwing my money at nothing. The only thing I like about the homeless is that they really help boost my ego. No matter how shitty my life might be, all I have to do is look at some filthy homeless fuck to know my life really isn’t so bad.

I’ve also got some good style habits from these people. I’ll wear my clothes even if they’re dirty. I also learned that half eaten pizza out of the garbage doesn’t taste half bad.
Now that I think about it, how different are we from the homeless really?
All we think about is money.
If we’re not asleep, we’re drunk.
Most of us eat garbage.
O.K. I don’t know where I was going with that one.

A VICIOUS CYCLE

A Vicious Cycle...

1. Everyone comes to Hollywood to be a star
2. All the stars in Hollywood are borderline schitzo and crazy.
3. A lot of people want to have the life of stars, but in reality they want to be crazy.
4. Stars now want to be normal
5. Stars stop wearing fancy clothes, washing their hair, wearing deodorant, stop all the functions of
normal everyday life.
6. Stars are morphing into homeless people.
7. You can’t tell the difference between homeless people and stars in L.A. until you follow them out to a
parking lot and see whether they crawl into a dumpster or a Mercedes. And even then you’re not
sure.
8. So now we’re supposed to be good people and help the homeless. So essentially your giving the
dirty people on the street your lose change, and the dirty people in the movies $9.00 for a fucking
movie ticket.
9. And it doesn’t end here. We’re not done getting fucked yet.
10. The city, the homeless, and parking meters
11. So now the homeless have all your change
12. The stars get about a 1/4 of your paycheck each month
13. The city gets 45.00 a ticket
14. And your left dilluded wondering if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopes are really right for one another.
15. Who’s working for who people?

MY NAME'S A.

Hi I’m Andy, and you know I am standing up here thinking to myself… hmmm…this isn’t really the way I thought things would turn out. I think I’m funny, but that is only because my parents made me go to church when I was little. I take care of my body, but the only ones that really appreciate it, want to pay me 500 bucks and videotape me jacking off. I mean my perspective on life is seriously warped here. I thought I had morals until I realized the only reason I talked to old people was so I could go through their pockets and purses and look for any loose pills. Which, in case none of you have tried, these people are on some good shit. I strongly recommend any of you guys trying to slip it in some old bitch, and the minute she’s not looking, clean out that fucking pill case. This can’t be healthy, I’ve been feeling like I need some inspiration. Something stable and good, so I turn to television.
And low and behold, what the fuck is on…Oprah. I admit, I can take her in 10 minute doses, like any chick. First off, you can’t miss her, the woman’s head is bigger than her ass,…she’s got a huge ass. Now she’s doing some weird shit with her hair that tries to even her out, they’re making her hair bigger than her ass. What’s going on here.

Movin' on… I admit, I’ll watch once in awhile.

SICK AND TIRED

I am sick of…

CONSTANTLY stocking vegetables
Making juice
Cleaning the juicer
Un-cramming the juicer
Showing up on time, and working for around 7hrs with no break or sitting.
And then once the shift IS over getting a measly $15 bucks in tips for 7 hours….THIS IS A BIGGIE!!!!
This really pisses me off.
I hate wearing long sleeve black shirts, and black stacks, in the middle of the fucking summer, in the middle of a feng shue style in/out style atmosphere…lame, lame, lame.
I hate having to climb the ladder a couple times EVERYDAY, which is a huge lawsuit waiting to happen. To stock only what we’re usually out of.
I don’t like busting my ass off for no money, only to be greeted with all of the busser's side work at the end of the shift.
I don’t like servers that can see what you are doing, yet lack the self motivation to start something for themselves, in case you are with a customer.
I work primarily for the best interest of the restaurant and it’s customers, it’s very hard to complete this goal if my co-workers, and reimbursement are not equal. I appreciate all of the management and kitchen team very much.

TRUST

See, see how I just had your trust…then I took it and threw it up in the air and let it fall. That is just the type of person I am. I suppose it has something to do with my childhood. Same old story, Dad’s a transvestite, Mom’s a convicted sex offender, you see it every day. Ha! Just kidding, see I’m playing with that trust thing…what do I believe…hmmm??? Is he lying right now?…

EXTRA EXTRA !!!

So, I’m once again establishing my working reputation through atmosphere work. There is nothing that validates your life and career better than being extra. I love the energy and anticipation as you prepare yourself for 16 hours of sitting and mouthing nothing repeatedly.

Once in awhile breaking the cycle by throwing out a surprised expression at what shocking revelation you just processed.

I love the extras that have a shocking revelation at least 10 times a scene. Oops! Gotta run, they need me on set. They're shooting a BAR scene, and it needs a patron with a great side profile and who can really make a statement without saying a word. That's the beauty of the beast my friends.

MEN ARE SO EXPLOITED

Men are so exploited these days. Just look at advertising, television and fashion. It seems like every other page of a magazine, or channel on television has a guy with his clothes off.
Now I don’t necessarily have a problem with a man selling the image of sex. The problem I have is a man using the image of sex to sell cat litter!…Hello I mean seriously people…I’m pissed about this because I once had a great respect for the art of cat litter advertising. Take for instance, a cute little kitten squatting in a field of daisies…who wouldn’t buy that. Hell, I liked it so much I got a Fresh scoop tattoo on my butt. But now they have the same image, but now it just has naked men running around it while it shits, what’s going on here?

UNDERARM ANTICS

I see all of these beautiful celebrities from time to time gracing us with their presence here in Los Angeles. And I’ve found more times than not, they smell like beef soup. Apparently they live under the strict regime where any and all underarm products are banned. I'm in complete awe of their universal ability to regularly and non chalantly dismiss the nostrils of those which surround them. I suppose I just don’t make enough money to smell like shit and still be able to have the world at your feet pretending the air is fair and they don't care. Hell, the more the merrier. But God, the day I do... Watch out!, you have got some ass sweat coming to you!

to be continued...

After Christina Aguilera bought an original of Queen Victoria as a lesbian and two prints for £25,000, on 19 October 2006 a set of Kate Moss paintings sold in Sotheby's London for £50,400, setting an auction record for Banksy's work.

The six silk-screen prints, featuring the model painted in the style of Andy Warhol's Marilyn Monroe pictures, sold for five times their estimated value. His stencil of a green Mona Lisa with real paint dripping from her eyes sold for £57,600 at the same auction.

In December, journalist Max Foster coined the phrase, "the Banksy effect", to illustrate how interest in other street artists was growing on the back of Banksy's success.

February 2007, Sotheby's auction house in London auctioned three works, reaching the highest ever price for a Banksy work at auction: over £102,000 for his Bombing Middle England. Two of his other graffiti works, Balloon Girl and Bomb Hugger, sold for £37,200 and £31,200 respectively, which were well above their estimated prices. The following day's auction saw a further three Banksy works reach soaring prices: Ballerina With Action Man Parts reached £96,000; Glory sold for £72,000; Untitled (2004) sold for £33,600; all significantly above estimated values. To coincide with the second day of auctions, Banksy updated his website with a new image of an auction house scene showing people bidding on a picture that said, "I Can't Believe You Morons Actually Buy This Shit."

In February 2007, the owners of a house with a Banksy mural on the side in Bristol decided to sell the house through Red Propeller art gallery after offers fell through because the prospective buyers wanted to remove the mural. It is listed as a mural that comes with a house attached.

In April 2007, Transport for London painted over Banksy's iconic image of a scene from Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, featuring Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta clutching bananas instead of guns. Although the image was very popular, Transport for London claimed that the "graffiti" created "a general atmosphere of neglect and social decay which in turn encourages crime" and their staff are "professional cleaners not professional art critics".

Banksy tagged the same site again (pictured at right). This time the actors were portrayed as holding real guns instead of bananas, but they were adorned with banana costumes. Banksy made a tribute art piece over this second Pulp Fiction piece. The tribute was for 19-year-old British graffiti artist Ozone who, along with fellow artist Wants, was hit by an underground train in Barking, East London on 12 January 2007. The piece was of an angel wearing a bullet-proof vest holding a skull. He also wrote a note on his website saying:

The last time I hit this spot I painted a crap picture of two men in banana costumes waving hand guns. A few weeks later a writer called Ozone completely dogged it and then wrote 'If it's better next time I'll leave it' in the bottom corner. When we lost Ozone we lost a fearless graffiti writer and as it turns out a pretty perceptive art critic. Ozone – rest in peace.[citation needed]

My guess to the time and place Banksy chose our lovely little Westwood Village as his canvas is because his 2010 documentary EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP is up for an Academy Award and he's here in Los Angeles until then. Either way, I had no idea who this man was until I was walking through the alley and suddenly saw this surreal image of a Asian child holding a rifle (with a rainbow magazine of bullets) at a NO PARKING sign. I must say that this was a first for me. The image is pretty incredible.

Magazines.com, the oldest, the largest and the most dependable magazine subscription service on the Internet, has launched the MagaScene blog network. The purpose of the MagaScene blog network is to be the go-to place for magazine readers to find out what's happening on the "magazine scene," hence the name MagaScene.

The MagaScene blog network is designed to provide magazine enthusiasts with insightful commentary on their favorite magazines, information on new magazines and magazine industry news and trends.

In addition to covering magazine industry news and Magazines.com company news at MagaScene.com, the MagaScene blog network covers five categories of magazines: food and cooking magazines at Food MagaScene (http://www.foodmagascene.com/); home and lifestyle magazines at Home MagaScene (http://www.homemagascene.com/); fashion, entertainment and celebrity magazines at Celebrity MagaScene (http://www.celebritymagascene.com/); parenting and kids magazines at Parenting MagaScene (http://www.parentingmagascene.com/); and health and fitness magazines at Fit MagaScene (http://www.fitmagascene.com/).

For the network's six blogs, a team of local and regional writers provide quality, original content independent of magazine publishers and advertisers that includes in-depth article reviews, new magazine previews, cover design comparisons and op-ed articles on how magazines influence culture, magazine reading habits and more. Each blog is updated daily Monday-Friday.

Highlights of each MagaScene blog include:

Food MagaScene, "On the Plate" -- our writer tests recipes from the pages of popular food magazines like Food Network magazine, Food & Wine and Southern Living, and writes a review that includes a photo of each creation. Parenting MagaScene, "Problem Solvers" -- our writers review articles from parenting magazines like Working Mother and Parents that feature solutions to common parenting issues. Our writers also cover kids' magazines like Highlights High Five, Girls' Life and National Geographic Kids. Fit MagaScene, "Let's Get Physical" -- our writers test the latest workouts in popular fitness magazines and report their results. Magazines like Men's Health, Prevention and Oxygen are featured here. Celebrity MagaScene, "Read This!" -- our writers keep tabs on the hottest news and trends in celebrities, fashion and entertainment magazines. Magazines like Us Weekly, Glamour, InStyle and Entertainment Weekly are featured here. Home MagaScene, "Which Magazine?" -- our writers compare and contrast home, gardening, crafts and personal finance magazines and make recommendations to readers. Magazines like Real Simple, Good Housekeeping and Ladies' Home Journal are featured here. About Magazines.com

Magazines.com is the oldest, the largest and the most dependable magazine subscription service on the Internet. We are a privately-held company based in Franklin, Tenn., a suburb of Nashville. Our major investors include Time Inc., publisher of great magazines like People and Sports Illustrated.

With more than 2,000 titles available, Magazines.com offers people a fun, easy way to discover new magazines and helps them track subscriptions. Magazines.com is the leading independent agent selling subscriptions, serving customers online at Magazines.com and by telephone at 800-MAGAZINES (800-624-2946.)

Gentlemen (and ladies) remember to leave your dollar bills in your wallet, these girls only accept Visa. Visa, ...it's everywhere you want to be. Oh and another thing, please DO NOT ask the ladies to pick up silver dollars without their hands. That's one trick best left to the imagination.

Ivan Kanes Forty Deuce "classic" burlesque and its rock 'n roll counterpart, Royal Jelly, entertained standing-room only crowds for seven years at Ivan Kane's two renowned clubs in Hollywood and Las Vegas at Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino.

Now Forty Deuce can ONLY be seen Friday nights at Ivan Kane's Café Was, the new bohemian bistro, bar and live music venue in the heart of Hollywood, from the man who created Forty Deuce.

According to Urbandaddy.com (a local in-the-know blog)

There was a time before you were endlessly assaulted by words like "too big to fail," "public option" and "Gosselin." A time when Kanye wasn't a punch line.

There was a time…of burlesque.

And that time is back in a big way—welcome to Forty Deuce Fridays at Ivan Kane's Cafe Was.

We don't need to remind you about the impressively limber girls who took to the stage (and the bar, and the rafters), backed by a rollicking jazz band, at the late, great Forty Deuce on Melrose. But we're going to anyway, just to let you enjoy the visual for a moment.

There. Now transplant that image to Kane's latest spot—bigger, crazier and more confounding, with hidden rooms, balconies, a sweeping staircase leading nowhere. Now, every Friday, the girls will use the whole place as their new stage. Again. For the first time.

There'll be two shows a night, so you can do a three-course prix-fixe dinner for, yes, $42 before the 10pm show—or just come in for some flask service before the midnight follow-up. And there's no cover, no velvet rope, so if you just want to hit the bar for a drink and watch it all go down, that's cool.

Burlesque is nothing if not flexible.

Read more: http://www.urbandaddy.com/la/nightlife/7379/Forty_Deuce_Fridays_The_Return_of_the_Forty_Deuce_Girls_Los_Angeles_LA_Hollywood_Lounge#ixzz16FsUS4HL

"The original burlesque show to which all others are compared" comes back to Hollywood
at Ivan Kane's new bohemian bistro, bar and live music venue.

Seating limited. Reservations suggested. Call For details.

For Information call Lana Gates at:
IVAN KANE ENTERPRISES, INC.
323-466-5400
info@fortydeuce.com

WHAT'S THE JIFF?
You’ve undoubtedly seen a deer or two thrown into the outdoor lighting mix over the years. Usually they appear cheap and excessive. That was then. We took the concept of clearing out the excess and start simply with deer.

There are numerous pros when it comes to decorating a landscape solely with deer. But one of the primary reasons is that ...no matter the size...no matter the number... the reindeer always appear naturally complete & completely magical.

How many strands of lights and other illuminated products have you thrown out over the past 10 years? Think of all the time and money you’ve invested purchasing, replacing, fixing, hanging, unraveling, taking down, re-raveling...only to do the same thing over and over. (and sometimes in the same season)

Here’s where DEER Boy jumps in...

WHY USE DEER Boy?
NO OVERHEAD allows us to price our services well below competition!

Since our premium quality reindeer are purchased directly from the manufacturer, we’re able to keep our resale costs and services to a minimum.

Deer Boy’s expert installation is guaranteed to keep your deer lit throughout the holiday season.

WHAT’S INCLUDED?
Premium Select Reindeer(s)
Installation materials
Available 24/7 for any repair or maintenance services
Set them up, keep them working correctly and finally, taking them all down and prepare for storage.

DEER Boy is THE creative and custom solution that will last many seasons to come.

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Those days are quickly drawing near to a close. With the birth of the new 2011 Rover series, tomorrow's sport utility has become available today.

The 2011 Range Rover features a new V8 diesel engine, new 8-speed transmission, two significant Terrain Response® upgrades and subtle external styling enhancements all combine to ensure the 2011 Range

Rover retains its crown as king of the luxury SUV segment.

The all-new LR-TDV8 4.4-litre with parallel sequential turbocharging, specifically designed for the Range Rover, replaces the 3.6-litre LR-TDV8 and combines substantially increased performance with greatly reduced emissions.

Land Rover introduced the 2011 Range Rover Autobiography Black Limited Edition celebrating the 40th Anniversary of Range Rover at The Quail: A Motorsports Gathering. Held on the grounds of the Quail Lodge Resort and Golf Club in Carmel, Calif., the event is a key part of the annual Pebble Beach weekend celebrating classic automobiles and racecars. The 2011 Range Rover Autobiography Black 40th Anniversary Limited Edition is the most luxurious, most exclusive Range Rover model ever built.

Questions anyone?

The exterior looked a little aged, but I gave it the benefit of the doubt...ya know, looks can be deceiving.

FAQ:

What does it cost to join the Hollywood Spas as a first time customer?
Our one-time enrollment fee is only $5.00 and you can visit either of our Hollywood or North Hollywood locations year round by paying the guest fee of $3.99 per visit in addition to the purchase of a room or locker. Yearly memberships are available, but are not required. Please inquire if interested.

What are your hours of operation?
We're open 24 hours day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

It wasn't until I started perusing the FAQ's was my doubt confirmed.

Should I bring a towel?
No, we will provide towel service for your entire visit. You pick one up when entering and may exchange used towels at any time for a new one. If you are a big boy, just ask for an oversized towel for your comfort.

What type of guy visits the Hollywood Spas?
Our clientele ranges from ages 18 to 100, and we do not discriminate against anyone. All sizes, races and cultures are welcome at The Hollywood Spas.

Do you supply condoms?
Yes, you will always have access to free condoms.

Do you have One Day Memberships?
Yes, we do have one-day memberships. Your one-time guest fee is $3.99. This is in addition to the cost of your room or locker rental.

How long can I stay there?
A maximum of two shifts for a total of 16 hours.

Can I reserve a room?
No, but when the club is full, you will be put on a waiting list. First come - first served.

Do you offer HIV/STD Testing?
Yes. Testing is provided by the JWCH Institute. Currently, testing is only available at our Hollywood location. We hope to be offering testing at our North Hollywood facility in the near future. Please ask the cashier for additional information.

Will you sell my information on a list to anyone?
Absolutely not. Customer information is kept strictly confidential.

Do you have food and beverages available there?
Yes, our facilities are equipped with a memorable café experience with the utmost food and beverage selection.

May I bring any lady friends?
Yes you can, but not at my clubs.

What comes with a room?
Complete Privacy. Room sizes vary. Ask about our rooms with a view. All rooms have (4) adult video channels and (1) movie channel.

Is there anything I should bring with me?
A Valid Government issued photo ID is REQUIRED for entry. Acceptable types are: State Issued Drivers License, State Issued Identification card, Green Card, Work Visa or nationally recognized Passport.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join?
You must be at least 18 years of age to visit any of our clubs.

Can I use a fake name to enter?
Yes you can, but not at my clubs. Our apologies, but your legal name is required to enter the club with valid Government Identification. Your information is confidential and kept in the strictest of confidence. Your complete privacy can be assured.

Is there massage available?
Yes, but not professionally. We do not staff a masseur, but if you look around you may find plenty of guys willing to rise to the occasion.

Do you accept credit cards?
Yes. We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover.

Can my friend and I rent or share one room?
Yes, you can share a room, but only one room key is issued. Each customer must purchase either a room or locker.

I'm an older man. Am I still allowed in the club?
I hope so because I'm the owner of the club and I am 60 years old.

I'm into bare backing. Is this allowed?
Thank you for sharing. However, bare backing is NOT allowed in our clubs. If we find you bare backing, you will be asked to leave. If you continue bare backing, you will be permanently prohibited from visiting our clubs.

What do I do with my valuables?
Leave them at home. There are no lockers in the rooms. For those valuables on your body, they need to fit into a small safe deposit box, along with your keys, phone & wallet. Your valuables are kept in a lockbox behind the front desk upon check in. We recommend keeping everything of value in the lockbox. Don't forget to keep a few bucks out for our cafes and our toiletry products, lube and adult sex toys.

Do you have any special discount programs?
Yes. We offer Weekday discounts and Specials, and as a new customer, you will receive a package with discount coupons. Please ask the cashier about our special rates.

Why do I have to show a valid picture I.D.?
You must show an I.D. for your safety and for the safety of our other patrons. I.D. is also required by County and City regulations. We have over 110,000 current memberships in good standing and approximately 1,000 whose reentry will be impossible. If you feel that you're one of the 1,000 people who are not entitled to reenter the club, you can apply for reentry by emailing membership@hollywoodspa.com

Is it ok to bring alcohol with me?
No. Drugs and alcohol are strictly prohibited. If we catch you carrying alcohol or drugs into our clubs, your club privileges will be suspended or terminated.

Can I have fun with the employees?
Yes you can, however they will be fired and you will be asked to leave our club as well. Remember our employees are working. You may meet outside of our clubs on the employee's time.

What items do you have for sale?
We sell a full line of Lubricants that include brands such as Wet Lube, I.D. Lube, Joe Lube, Sex Toys, Cockrings, Toiletries, New Release Adult Videos, Video Head Cleaner (Poppers) and other things.

Is my privacy protected?
Yes, your information is strictly confidential and never given out to anyone.

Are bathhouses really legal?
Yes, we are a legally licensed business. We have over one dozen licenses to operate this business.

Do you allow water sports?
No, water sports are not allowed.

And now you know the tale of the "Hollywood Spa". It's a case where you'll get a spa treatment... just be sure what type of treatment you're getting.

Spanning from the 1860’s through today, the Houser / Haozous story is a journey exploring the incarceration of a people, growth brought on by freedom, and a family’s personal expression of these experiences through art.

Recently released as Prisoners of War, Sam and Blossom Haozous’ passed down oral traditions of the Apache people to their son Allan Houser.

These shared memories molded his artwork, and in turn helped him become one of the 20th Century’s most important artists. Allan then passed these same family experiences down to his own sons who are fulfilling their destinies as the next generation of Native American artists.

In the end, the American Dream is alive in the strength of this one Apache family’s legacy.

On that note, here's a quick clip featuring the director of UNCONQUERED, Bryan Beasley...

“Unconquered” to screen at Los Angeles’ iTV Fest Sunday August 2nd at 7:30pm, Laemmle’s Sunset 5
Or catch the preview Friday July 31st at 3:30pm- Get Tickets Here!

This might as well have been playing throughout Kimmel's and Silverman's entire relationship. It's certainly more interesting!

Face it, Silverman had the last word. As much as this might hurt the male ego, it doesn't make it any less true. And it's not that she had the last word...it's that they were "...I'm fucking Matt Damon."

Almost a year later...

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have split for a second time, Us Weekly reported on Saturday.

Jimmy and Sarah dated for five years after meeting on the Comedy Central show Crank Yankers.The comedians reunited last Fall after breaking up in July 2008, but the chances of reconciliation around are slim this time around, a source told the mag.

“Sarah initiated the split this time. He’s bummed.”

“He’s really blue — very down,” another source added. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

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