On-the-Scene
Where Have All The Good Ones Gone?
Posted by: eEditor on May 19, 2007 11:04 PM



BeautifulBlackandWhiteGirlLookingOverShoulder.jpgWe picked up a very useful tip on where you can expect to find the loveliest ladies available. Here's a hint... it's not at a funeral.

Nothing is sexier than a humbled, vulnerable, horny female...

QUESTION:

WHERE TO FIND THIS FEMALE?

ANSWER:

CHECK OUT YOUR LOCAL AA MEETINGS, NA MEETINGS, DA MEETINGS, SA MEETINGS, AND OF COURSE YOUR PTA MEETINGS.

(Unclear as to what each of these meetings are? Take a look below:)

Alcohol Anonymous - GREAT PLACE TO START - A lot of SELF-RIGHTEOUS, BORN AGAIN, BLONDE BIMBOS here (proceed with caution) Heavy Smokers.

Narcotics Anonymous - ANOTHER GREAT START - Sedate crowd - Heavy Smokers also

Debter's Anonymous - Lots of BROKE ASSHOLES that can't get their shit together...let alone their checking accounts.

Smoker's Anonymous - Lot's of Alcoholic's (which is a plus) DOWNSIDE - Non Smoking Newborns who are on edge, snappy, and tend to get fat fast. (proceed with caution)

PTA? - Find out for yourself! Guaranteed M.I.L.F. Market

Have Fun!

GUARANTEED SCORE EVERYTIME! (Crying is a bonus)




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