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   quote[1] = "A tree\'s a <b>tree</b>. How many more do you need to look at?<br><i>Ronald Reagan, Sept. 12, 1965</i>"
  quote[2] = "Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.<br><i>Latin: \"A sword never kills anybody; it is a <b>tool</b> in the killer's hand.\"</i>"
  quote[3] = "We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone the test of <b>memory</b>.<br><i>Georges Duhamel</i>"
  quote[4] = "What a crazy world we live in! Trying to treat addiction as a legal problem, and trying to treat criminal misbehaviors using guns as a medical problem! <b>Beam me up, Scotty.</b> Ain't no intelligent life down here.<br><i>Julie Cochrane</i>"
  quote[5] = "<b>Genius</b> is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.<br><i>Thomas Alva Edison</i>"
  quote[6] = "640K ought to be enough for anybody.<br><b><i>Bill Gates</i></b>"
  quote[7] = "Do, or do not. There is no \"try\".<br><b><i>Yoda</i></b>"
  quote[8] = "Two roads diverged in a wood and I -- I took the one less <b>travel</b>ed by, and that has made all the difference.<br><i>Robert Frost</i>"
  quote[9] = "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of <b>congress</b>; but I repeat myself.<br><i>Mark Twain</i>"
  quote[10] = "<b>Intel</b> has announced its next chip: the Repentium.<br><i>Anon.</i>"
  quote[11] = "I never realized until lately that <b>women</b> were supposed to be inferior.<br><i>Katherine Hepburn</i>"
  quote[12] = "We're thinking about upgrading from <b>Sun</b>OS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.<br><i>Henry Spencer</i>"
  quote[13] = "I don't visit my parents often because <b>Delta Airlines</b> won't wait in the yard while I run in.<br><i>Margaret Smith</i>"
  quote[14] = "Falling out of <b>love</b> is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.<br><i>Iris Murdoch</i>"
  quote[15] = "The hardest thing to understand in the world is the <b>income tax</b>.<br><i>Albert Einstein</i>"
  quote[16] = "An armed society is a polite society. <b>Manners</b> are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.<br><i>Robert A. Heinlein</i>"
  quote[17] = "<b>Humor</b> distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthlypedestals.<br><i>Agnes Repplier</i>"
  quote[18] = "Love can sometimes be <b>magic</b>. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion.<br><i>Javan</i>"
  quote[19] = "I think <b>computer viruses</b> should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.<br><i>Stephen Hawking</i>"
  quote[20] = "The purpose of <b>anthropology</b> is to make the world safe for human differences.<br><i>Ruth Benedict</i>"
  quote[21] = "What's another word for <b>Thesaurus</b>?<br><i>Steven Wright</i>"
  quote[22] = "<b>Solutions</b> are not the answer.<br><i>Richard Nixon</i>"
  quote[23] = "Looking at the proliferation of <b>personal web pages</b> on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.<br><i>MG Siriam</i>"
  quote[24] = "The <b>Constitution</b> only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.<br><i>Ben Franklin</i>"
  quote[25] = "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of <b>Saturn</b> are composed entirely of lost airline luggage<br><i>Mark Russell</i>"
  quote[26] = "The trouble with some women is they get all <b>excite</b>d about nothing --- and then they marry him.<br><i>Cher</i>"
  quote[27] = "Good <b>teaching</b> is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.<br><i>Gail Godwin</i>"
  quote[28] = "The danger from <b>computers</b> is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.<br><i>Bernard Avishai</i>"
  quote[29] = "Never judge a book by its <b>movie</b>.<br><i>J.W. Eagan</i>"
  quote[30] = "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and <b>UNIX</b>. We don\'t believe this to be a coincidence.<br><i>Jeremy S. Anderson</i>"
  quote[31] = "<b>Liberty</b> means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.<br><i>George Bernard Shaw</i>"

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